Bruiser has learnt how to blow bubbles in his spit. This is especially fun at four o’clock in the morning. Sometimes the fun lasts for a whole hour. Much as I’d like to take the credit for this marvellous new skill, I only blow bubbles in socially acceptable circumstances, such as in milkshakes whilst dining out . In which case, who has taught him this? Daddy or Uncle M? I have my suspicions.