Bruiser: What do we get from sheeps?
Bruiser: What is wool?
Me: It’s like a sheep’s fur. Once a year the sheep have a haircut and people use the wool to make into other thinks like blankets and jumpers.
Bruiser: Why don’t we get oranges from sheep?
Me: (pause) Because oranges grown on trees…not sheep.
Bruiser: Oh…they’re not banana shaped.
Me: (pause) The oranges?
Me: No, oranges are round.
Bruiser: Do sheep like banana milkshakes?
Me: I don’t know. I’ve never asked.
Bruiser: Dave* does.
*I have no idea who Dave is or if he is a sheep.